Bulletin – October 21, 2008Posted by admin on October 31st, 2008
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
November 9th - SRCA Frosty Fashions Raffle.
December 9th – Xmas Party PapaSpiros, Oak Park at Lake and Oak Park Avenue
From Rotary International: What is Rotary? Dave Templin of Rotary One gave me this one —- Rotary is ordinary people doing extraordinary things.
QUIP OF THE WEEK:
Chastity Belt
A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up
her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, “If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set
her free to live a normal life.”
So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come
closer and sees his best friend. “What’s wrong,” he asks.
“You gave me the wrong key!”