Cicero Rotary "Make Dreams Real"

Oktoberfest 2008 RafflePosted by admin on September 25th, 2008

October 21, 2008
Cocktail Party – 5:30p.m.

Allessandro’s Restaurant
6050 Cermak Road – in Cicero

$10.00 Each Ticket  |  6 for $50.00

Order online by using the form to the right. All payments are made securely via PayPal.
Proceeds to fund Rotary Scholarships.

Grand Prize….$1000
2nd Prize……..$500
3rd Prize………$500
4th – 14th……..$100

The Rotary Club of Cicero provides funding for the following agencies:

Cicero Family Service
CBS Anti Hunger Foundation
Children’s Center
PAV YMCA Camp
Berwyn Cicero Council on Aging
Ryan Womack Scholarship
Boys Club of Cicero
Interact Support
Service Above Self Award

Bulletin – Sept 16 2008Posted by admin on September 25th, 2008

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Helen Scottie Heelan has been voted by the board to be moved from member to Honorary Member.

October 5th – Houby Day Parade. Cicero Rotary is sponsoring a Queen candidate.

October 14th – Octoberfest Raffle, District Governor Visit.

October 21st - Raffle Fund Raiser

QUIP OF THE WEEK:

The Aging Explorer

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.

The old explorer said, “Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was

behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native

had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself.”

The reporter said, “Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same.”

The old explorer said, “No, not then – just now when I went ROARRRR!”

Bulletin – Sept 9 2008Posted by admin on September 12th, 2008

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Walter Wlodek’s Wedding Anniversary was this week. 40 years.

September 13th – Grandparents Day at the Berwyn Cultural Center 10 am to 12 pm. Back to School Event. Sponsored by the Berwyn Cicero Council on Aging

October 5th – Houby Day Parade. Cicero Rotary is sponsoring a Queen candidate.

October 14th – Octoberfest Raffle District Governor Visit

QUIP OF THE WEEK:

A beautiful woman walked into an orchard and found a lovely pool in it. She decided to go skinny-dipping.
She looked around, didn’t see anyone, and undressed. Just as she was about to dive in, the orchard owner appeared from behind the bush where he was hiding all along and told her that swimming was prohibited.

“You could have told me that before I undressed!” she scolded him.
He replied, “Swimming is prohibited, undressing isn’t.”