Bulletin – August 26th 2008Posted by admin on August 26th, 2008
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Celebrated Jean Rehor, Millie Slezak and Ray Makowski’s birthdays.
Congrats to Linda Zakarian who is a grandma to a baby girl.
October 5th - Houby Day Parade. Cicero Rotary is sponsoring a Queen candidate.
October 14th - Octoberfest Raffle
Quip of the week:
Religious Nuts
There were two country churches in a small Texas town: the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.
The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
But — The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
